this one is one of my favourite movies of all time
the 2006 film Pan's Labyrinth

Starring:
Ivana Baquero
Maribel Verdú
Doug Jones
Sergi lopez

the plot:
In 1944 fascist Spain, a girl, fascinated with fairy-tales, is sent along with her pregnant mother to live with her new stepfather, a ruthless captain of the Spanish army. During the night, she meets a fairy who takes her to an old faun in the center of the labyrinth. He tells her she's a princess, but must prove her royalty by surviving three gruesome tasks. If she fails, she will never prove herself to be the the true princess and will never see her real father, the king, again

this film is an amazing work of art it is a fairytale with a gothic dark twist and if you haven't seen it what is wrong with you go and watch it.

ok time to reveiw another movie this on is the 1981 classic Mad Max 2 The Road Warrior

Starring:
everyones favourite drunken anti semite Mel Gibson

the plot is: Max a former cop. (this is explained in the 1st movie but i will not go into that detail) turned wasteland badass travels through a devasted Australia after a nuclear war looking for petrol. to his disdain he ends up being the only hope for a small settlement that digs up there own oil from an army of wasteland raiders lead by some weird guy named lord Humangus (who reminds me of George Bush because of his desire for oil). this leads to a series of thrilling car chases and epic explosions.

this is a kick ass action movie and i can't recomend it enougth go and watch it it is awesome

ok i have decided to post reveiws of movies i have watched lately

so i thought i would start with a 1998 dark comedy movie called Very Bad Things

the movie stars:
Jon Favreau
Christian Slater
Cameron Diaz
Jeremy Piven
Leland Orser

the plot is: A group of friends head to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. only things go wrong and a woman is killed and soon after that the body count goes up as Christian Slater continues to kill to cover up the first death (it's like the HangOver if it was written by the Manson family) and the other characters start to go nuts with guilt. it is a sick twisted but funny as fuck film filled with sick humour asain,sematic,black,gay and criple jokes (they would never be able to make a film like this now) the one complaint i have with this film is Cameron Diaz who was so annoying playing a marrige obsseded maniac who use the line "do you love me" to get what she wants. so go and see this film it has to be one of the Darkest sickest comedy film ever.

i am stuck at home so i will try this


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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Alex
2. Al
3. Mr Pentelow
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. OmegaDemon1
2. OmegaDemon123
3. Omega
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. watched TV
2. Wrote plot for world domiation
3. doing this journal entry
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i am funny
2. i am very creative with Blu Tac
3. i am very tall
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i have a terrible memory
2. i am shy around people i don't know
3. i find it hard to trust people
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. British
2. British
3. uhhh.... British
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Closed Spaces
2. the Dark
3. Pain

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. a black shirt with a green skull
2. Brown cargo pants
3. a black bandanna with skulls on it

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. use laptop
2. check DA for stuff
3. annoying someone

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Xbox 360
2. Ipod
3. laptop

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Slipknot
2. MushroomHead
3. Disturbed

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. playing video games
2. listenig to music
3. reading

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Sulfur: Slipknot
2. Sun dosen't rise: MushroomHead
3. Inside the fire: Disturbed

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. finish warhammer 40k army
2. paint it
3. use it at warhammer tourmanent

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. a lot of funny memorys
2. my opinion and don't care if they want it or not
3. AHHHHHHHHHHH(falls over crying because he can't think of anything)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1.i am 7 feet tall
2. i have not had a girlfriend in 10 years
3. I love xbox360

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. wear smart clothes
2. Go long without a computer or Xbox
3. Like Rap Music

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A car
2. a bass guitar
3. a pet tiger

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. dad traveling a lot (to go to meeting or play golf)
2. caring mum
3. art

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing video games
2. reading
3. {CENSERED}

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. finish warhammer army
2. write a book
3. play video games

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. musician
2. actor
3. photographer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. japan

FIRST THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS YOU THINK OF:
1. Bender (futarama)
2. homer simpson
3. tom and jerry

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. jack
2. David
3. Alex

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Kelly
2. Kate
3. Julie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get a girlfriend
2. write and perform my own song
3. see the world

i just got back from cyprus yesterday and i will be uploading photos as soon as i can